Eastbourne
Overheard
We overhear hilarious things all the time and we asked you all via Facebook, last
week to send through anything funny you’ve overheard lately. Here is what you all
came up with .....
So what exactly did Jesus do on the
Saturday?
Overheard on Easter weekend - in the Easter
egg aisle in Tesco
I can’t believe Berlin isn’t in Paris!
As said to Lucy at a pub quiz
OMG!! I’ve just realised that fish don’t
have fingers - so what on earth is in a
fish
finger?
Overheard in the frozen aisle at Tesco
Girlfriend: Wouldn’t it be cool if dragons
were still alive?
Boyfriend: Ummm, they
never were.
Girlfriend: What!? I thought they were
exinct like
dinosaurs.
Overheard in town
Girl one: This coffee tastes
really woody, like actual wood.
Girl two: Have you tasted wood before?
Girl one: No, but it tastes like it smells.
Overheard at a cafe
Guy one: What are the
crucnchy bits in peanut
butter?
Guy two: Peanuts you idiot!
Overhead on a bus
I can’t stop seeing my nose, it’s so annoying.
It’s like once you see it, you can
never unsee it. It’s always there. Except
when I have suglasses on, then I can’t
see it.
Overheard in Wilko at the pick ‘n’ mix
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